Ever see a kid play "opposite day" and tease others by calling them beautiful?
Chris Matthews hasn't grown up.
Either that or he left his audio copy of 1984 running in a continuous loop while he slept.
Matthews is in a panic over the improving Iraq situation. Things look so good he is going through machinations to redefine victory; in his parallel universe World War II is now a loss and and Vietnam a victory. It's the only way he can ensure Iraq is tallied a loss.
In Matthews dictionary "a defeat is you can‘t leave."
Iraq is in good company:
- New Orleans (War of 1812)
- California (Mexican War - though it is still a toss-up)
- South Carolina (Civil War)
- Philippines/Puerto Rico (Spanish American War)
- Germany (WWII)
- Korea (do I have to spell it out?)
War's where we left:
- Vietnam
- Grenada... this must be the one Matthews remembered!
Originally posted in UNCoRRELATED Nov 29, 2007
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